The Zoe Quinn Resource

The Zoe Quinn resource: Everything you ever wanted to know about someone you never wanted to know about

It’s 2017 and who do I see sashaying down the street toward me but one Zoe Quinn. Although I know I shouldn't I cannot resist the urge to cat call. I arch my back in a defensive posture and emit a loud hissing to warn her off from any idea she might have about attempting to suck my dick.

Why did I do it? Is she really a lust crazed sow who warrants such behavior? Could I have really have been in jeopardy by allowing her to initiate sexual contact between the two of us? These are the kinds of questions this blog post is intended to answer.

For those that don’t know Zoe Quinn (36, fat), sometimes known as Chris-chan Blasey Ford and Heffertitis, is a gaming..uhhh.. personality might be the right term for it. Though she has had several formal roles within the game industry her notoriety is primarily due to incidents relating to her private life. Zoe, you see, is a woman who enjoys courting controversy almost as much as she does courting indie game designers and game journalists. In this blog post we will examine some of these controversies. Not only to cast light on those controversies themselves but help inform our approach to any future controversies she might become embroiled in.

Should we “listen and believe” Zoe Quinn or does her past conduct suggest more scepticism is necessary?

Errol Quinn: super slut ventures forth

I wont spend much time on this as the events are so well known being that they are instrumental to GamerGate, one of history's most significant protest movements.

The short of it: Zoe Quinn psychologically abused her boyfriend and cheated on him with multiple men. He wrote a blog post detailing her monstrous behavior. It set in motion a series of events that saw Zoe Quinn elevated to a brave and inspirational heroine.

Zoe couldn't quite sleep her way to the top but she did sleep herself to the moral high ground. The central question of modern moral reasoning is, as Steve Sailer so often stresses, “who? whom?”. Not only is Zoe Quinn a woman, but she subscribes to all the prevailing orthodoxies, ANNNDDDD she will let just about anyone with a press pass hit it.

Those factors were more than enough to ensure highly favorable press coverage no matter what this demonic blob did to her sap boyfriend.

Beta orbiters pounded in the butt by calculating shrew

In 2016 Zoe announced she was joining forces with Chuck Tingle, the pseudonymous author of books such as “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”, “Pounded in the butt by own butt” and countless others that are basically the same.

Yes, THE Chuck Tingle. The visionary who combined ‘lol random’ with ‘lol gay’ and created a creative amalgam so powerful that he successfully wrung dozens of novels from a single joke.

They were going to be working together on a project. A BIG project. Zoe Quinn and a guy whose work hinges around homoerotica and twee baby talk. What could that project be? The world’s first child porn parody perhaps? NOT EVEN CLOSE, MORON. They were going to be working on a videogame based on Chuck Tingle's books. Even better a crowd sourced videogame. Even better it was going to be an FMV game, the same genre as infamous 90’s titles ‘Night Trap’ and ‘Sewer Sharks’.

Ironically bad writing and ironically bad gameplay. It was essentially “Irony:the videogame” and it’s out of this that fair Zoe appears to have had a flash of inspiration: Since we are making a game out of a property we pretend to find funny, and we’re making it in a genre we pretend to enjoy, why don’t we take it the next logical step and simply pretend to make the game?

Now that’s irony, that’s meta, that’s brave. Not many creators would have the courage to say their customers “Ok, consumer, lets take your head, repeatedly smash it into the 4th wall, and see which breaks first”. That’s my view of things anyway. As it turns out there are many less enlightened people who cling stubbornly to the idea that charging people for a product that you never deliver is fraud.

Among those people are some of the more than 2400 backers* of “KickStarted in the Butt”, a game still nowhere in sight more than 2 years after its estimated delivery date. What happened? Where is the game? What has the more than $80,000 raised been spent on? The portly Quinn has offered nothing but vague excuses and magisterial waves of her meaty arms.

Zoe Quinn being a swindler and a con artist doesn't mean she’s lying when she’s accusing someone of abuse, but shouldn’t it be considered? Isnt it obvious that when someone has a very long, well documented history of making false claims that it should impact the way we view their future claims? Shouldnt Zoe Quinn at least try to lost weight?

*I am merely trying to demonstrate Quinn’s low character and I want to emphasize that I dont feel any sympathy for the backers at all. I actually like that they got ripped off lmao. You paid to get kickstarted in the butt and thats just what happened.


THIS BLOG POST WILL BE EXPANDED TO FORENSICALLY DISSECT HER MOST RECENT CLAIMS OF ABUSE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES FASHION AND EXPLORE MORE OF HER PAST VILLAINY. CANT BE BOTHERED TO WRITE ANY MORE RIGHT NOW